The Gospel According to Judas - A Handbook on Life

I am a prophet in the order of Philip K. Dick, whom you know as my best friend in the HALOSPACE. You know the man, I’m sure: Blade Runner, Total Recall, A Scanner Darkly, among others? Reality becomes more and more a Dickian place, and more and more of his stories are being made into movies. He provided us with two very important phrases: “We have always already won” and “The theory changes the reality it describes”. He sent these messages into the ether, and I am happy to say that they were well received, by me. Great and useful the teachings of him, whose name is Saint Jude the Tuned Out (whereas I am Saint Jude the Tuned In). I wonder what all he saw. Seeing as I myself saw some awesome things. Just awesome.